Jonas Brothers & Michael Bolton form new supergroup, tentatively named 3 Boyz To Men.
-- Timbaland's Shockvalue 2 is coming soon. Get ready cuz it features every freaking hip-hop artists you've ever heard of. Plus the Jonas Brothers. Hence the photo. I bet its gonna be a real Aerosmith/ Run DMC type deal....maybe not.
-- Lady Gaga wins collabo of the year... with Michael Bolton. And guess what? It sounds just like you'd think. Like a Michael Bolton song with synthesizers (or is it a Lady Gaga song with smooth jazz vocals?). Listen to it and read more here, if you dare. PS its called Murder My Heart. Someone shed some light on this for me. You don't murder a heart. When you murder someone you murder all of them, not just their heart. And really if someone murders your heart just fucking call the cops don't call up Lady Gaga and record a song together. WTF!
-- Foo Fighters are coming out with a Greatest Hits album. Is that pretentious? How long does a band have to wait before they come out with a Greatest Hits? Also, why would anyone want a Foo Fighters greatest hits when they can just download the band's mp3s that they like and make their own playlist? Are you trying to tell me which Foo Fighters songs are my favorite? Shutup Dave Grohl, you don't even know me.
I got a little carried away on that last one. Anyway, Them Crooked Vultures posted some tour dates here up until the new year, including a show in Philly at the Electric Factory. I'm getting my tickets just because I think thats where Dave Grohl belongs... behind a drum set so he can't tell me which of his songs I like best. Also, a new song, or part of one, is available on youtube. I like it more so far than anything I've heard out of that Frankenstein-ass super group.
I hope you liked my humorous pictures by the way. I feel like the fictional band name was lacking. If you have any better ideas let me know. And no, dumbass, there is no Bolton-Jonas supergroup.
As always,
Nick
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